{"id":5377,"date":"2022-03-16T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-16T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/?p=5377"},"modified":"2022-03-12T15:05:24","modified_gmt":"2022-03-12T15:05:24","slug":"the-adventures-of-maite-and-kepa-part-96","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/2022\/03\/16\/the-adventures-of-maite-and-kepa-part-96\/","title":{"rendered":"The Adventures of Maite and Kepa: Part 96"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Maite and Kepa approached one of the flying egg things. As they got closer, it grew, seemingly sensing that there were two of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEverything here seems to have its own brain,\u201d said Kepa. \u201cEverything seems almost alive.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maite nodded. \u201cI guess, if they\u2019ve perfected artificial intelligence, everything might.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/maite-and-kepa-v3b.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4558\" width=\"277\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/maite-and-kepa-v3b.png 369w, https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/maite-and-kepa-v3b-215x300.png 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><figcaption>The Adventures of Maite and Kepa<em> is a weekly serial. While it is a work of fiction, it has elements from both my own experiences and stories I&#8217;ve heard from various people. The characters, while in some cases inspired by real people, aren&#8217;t directly modeled on anyone in particular. I expect there will be inconsistencies and factual errors. I don&#8217;t know where it is going, and I&#8217;ll probably forget where it&#8217;s been. Why am I doing this? To give me an excuse and a deadline for some creative writing and because I thought people might enjoy it. Gozatu!<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAt least the robots haven\u2019t taken over!\u201d exclaimed Kepa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNot yet, anyways,\u201d replied Maite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Like they had seen others do before them, they walked through the shell of the egg. It dissolved around them, as if they were walking through nothing, and reformed when they were inside.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNow what?\u201d asked Maite, looking around for some kind of controls. The inside was completely featureless. \u201cThere\u2019s nowhere to put it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMaybe just hold it out?\u201d ventured Kepa, though he felt silly for saying it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maite shrugged. \u201cWhy not? Zergatik ez?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She held the dodecahedron in her outstretched palm. It immediately lit up, its edges glowing. Beams of light shown out of each face, reaching out in twelve directions until they hit the surface of the egg. Immediately the egg took off into the sky.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maite had expected a sudden jolt, like a fast elevator, but somehow the launch was smooth and she barely noticed. The shell of the egg was opaque such that she really couldn\u2019t see what was outside beyond vague shapes and shadows, which shifted subtly as they moved. Otherwise, she couldn\u2019t even tell they were moving. There was no noise, no sense of her stomach dropping like she normally felt in elevators. If it weren\u2019t for the shadows on the wall, she wouldn\u2019t have known they were moving at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moments later, the shadows stopped moving and the egg dissolved around them. They were standing in what seemed to be a smaller plaza, almost the size of an intersection between streets back in their time, except there were no cars. Maite looked around. Not only were there no cars, but there seemed to be no doors to the buildings that surrounded them. What she could only guess might have been streets at some time extended in various directions from the plaza, but they were covered in gardens rather than asphalt. Brightly colored flowers and plants that she had never seen before decorated the ground. Walkways snaked through the center of the gardens, immaculately maintained to the point that Maite wondered if they were actually ever used.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maite was still soaking in the strange sights around her when her reverie was violently interrupted by the piercing sound of sirens. Panicked, she looked around until she noticed Kepa staring at the sky. Above them were two spheres, identical to the ones they had seen in the airport, laser beams scanning back and forth over their bodies. And, just behind the spheres, standing on some kind of floating platform that seemed almost like a flying surfboard, she could see a woman. The woman was dressed very plainly in a dark uniform that oozed authority, its blunt and simple lines a stark contrast to the flamboyant costumes they had seen earlier at the airport.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGelditu!\u201d barked the woman as she pointed what Maite could only guess was a weapon of some sort at them. \u201cStop!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>If you get this post via email, the return-to address goes no where, so please write <a href=\"mailto:blas@buber.net\">blas@buber.net<\/a> if you want to get in touch with me.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maite and Kepa approached one of the flying egg things. As they got closer, it grew, seemingly sensing that there were two of them. \u201cEverything here seems to have its own brain,\u201d said Kepa. \u201cEverything seems almost alive.\u201d Maite nodded. \u201cI guess, if they\u2019ve perfected artificial intelligence, everything might.\u201d \u201cAt least the robots haven\u2019t taken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4410,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2640,864],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-adventures-of-maite-and-kepa","category-bubers-basque-story"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/maite-and-kepa-v2-01.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2sYNu-1oJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5378,"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5377\/revisions\/5378"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buber.net\/Basque\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}